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Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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