apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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