Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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