so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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