I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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