I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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