Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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