we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Randomize
