Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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