I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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