It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I have tasted many bathrooms
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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