Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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