woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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