ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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