So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you didnt know i had herpes?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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