We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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