Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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