She announced her abortion via fbk
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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