i just google imaged poop.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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