Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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