I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I need water and some morals
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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