I wanna passion pit in your ass
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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