There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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