Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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