Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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