So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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