I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
