it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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