so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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