belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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