I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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