I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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