I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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