So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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