just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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