Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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