Three words: puerto rican gang bang
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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