They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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