I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
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