How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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