Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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