My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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