There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
