I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Randomize
