Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
How does one acquire holy water?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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