just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I still have a little drunk in my system
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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