Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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