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I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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