How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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