So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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