Fuck appropriateness.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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